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    Random Facts

    All is fair in love and war................ Except when Chuck Norris breaks out the grenades.

    The search for WMD's in Iraq ended when they found Chuck Norris in a room. They closed the door and pretended to not find anything.

    In 79 A.D., Chuck Norris took a laxative. As a consequence, the entire city of Pompeii was destroyed.

    Never ever make a complaint about Total Gym. Chuck knows....

    Chuck Norris has a dislike button on his Facebook account.

    Chuck Norris' beard. 'Nuff said.

    Chuck Norris leaves teeth under his pillow for the tooth fairy, just never his own.

    When Chuck Norris sticks a fork in an electrical outlet, he doesn't get electricuted, the outlet gets ChuckNorrisicuted

    Chuck Norris made The Godfather an offer he couldn't refuse.

    Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

    Chuck Norris can kill iron man with a gun.

    Chuck Norris goes from 0 to kick ass in. . ., well, he doesn't actually have zero, he pretty much just has kick ass.

    Only 3 people in the world have seen Chuck Norris cry; Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, and Helen Keller

    Chuck Norris was kicked out of college for be so smart. He roundhouse kicked the board and the answers appeared.

    Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs

    Chuck Norris goes ahead and makes his day.

    If you put Chuck Norris into Google, He round house kicks the Internet

    Chuck Norris can live in asystole.

    Chuck Norris can make a 3-sided square.

    When standing at the Grand Canyon someone asked Chuck how to go across and he replied get a tight rope. When he did Chuck pulled the Canyon together.

    Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.

    Saddam Hussein Only decided to go down into the hole, After he found out That Delta Force was a true story. And such a man DOES exist !

    The stars are a list of people who died from Chuck Norris. And whenever you see the first star, it means you're next.

    Chuck Norris does not have to enter passwords to access emails. They just open!

    Chuck Norris never has a failure to communicate

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    Chuck Norris is always right. Once he thought he was wrong, but he was just mistaken.

    The inernet is something Chuck Norris made in 10 minutes just for a laugh.

    Chuck's Favorite Facts

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    My Chuck Facts
    Chuck Norris doesn't swim, The water surrounds him! - Me


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